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August 14 2017

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drake-lance:

Raven | DC’s Bombshells #54

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orphanblackzone:

Leda clones + first and last appearances

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Reposted byfinatka finatka
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The Joys of Having a True Neutral Druid in the Party, Pt. 2

yourplayersaidwhat:

Druid (upon encountering a nobleman abusing his horses): I turn into a bear and attack the nobleman.
DM: You do that. It’s a crit! He’s dying.
The rest of the party (most of us are Neutral Good): Can we stabilize him? We don’t want to kill him, but we don’t really want him conscious either…
Druid: I’m going for his throat.
Fighter: Wait…are you about to eat this guy?!
Druid: *matter-of-factly* Yeah.
The rest of the party: WOW! Look at this super interesting thing over here! Did you see this weird blade of grass over here?! Golly gee! Look at that sky!
DM: It appears the rest of your team has decided to neither help nor hinder you in murdering the abusive nobleman.
Druid: Cool. I eat him.

05:51

Race features are important

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our tiefling warlock went down a long hallway covered in vines because he saw a skeleton caught in the vines holding a fancy looking sword. He fails the strength save and gets caught in the vines. The player chooses to leave the table while the rest of the party tried to figure out how to help him. He comes back to the table and this conversation ensues:
Tiefling Warlock: So, did I die?
Tiefling Paladin: No, but you are down to one hit point.
Tiefling Warlock: What? How did that happen?
Dwarf Druid: Well, the paladin tried to cut you down, killed you, healed you by touching you, then took your sword.
Tiefling Paladin: He wasn’t dead, he was only unconscious, and I healed him! It was a better plan than what the others had, they wanted to set the vines on fire. Imagine how much worse it would be if you were on fire.
Tiefling Warlock: I have resistance to fire damage!
Tiefling Paladin: Oh?
Tiefling Warlock: SO DO YOU!
Tiefling Paladin: … oh.

02:26

The sexual appetite of goats

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: Goats are nondiscriminatory in mating season-even inanimate objects are in danger!“

Ranger: Goats, huh? I’ll make a note of that

Ranger: (Realizing what he may have implied) WAIT NO

00:56

mahou-kanade:

botanicalwitch:

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

whoa

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fyeahtheandroid:

What’s with the no-can-do attitude?

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mcpunnypants:

kawaiiryuko:

ok here’s an explanation I’m done now

I love how we all know exactly what this is about

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elodiedrawsthings:

Magnus, Merle, Taako, 

and Angus!! 

This is my first real animation, and I’m so happy that I finally get to share it here!! Its thb + Angus in the style of the steven universe opening theme. It’s all hand drawn, frame by frame, and I put a LOT of work and a lot of time into it!! I hope everyone likes it!! 

00:15

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

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August 13 2017

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23:50

bathyspheric:

squigglydigglydoo:

squigglydigglydoo:

I’m watching a playthrough of Bioshock for the first time… I thought it was a straight-up horror game when it first came out, so I stayed away from it for ages.  I was missing out.

So far, Atlas is my favorite character.  He seems a little morally skewed, but he’s at least being helpful.

MOTHERFUCKER

The quintessential bioshock experience

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houseofyonce:

My name is John Henry, but most people just called me Doc.

23:18
You thought you killed a dragon? No, bitch, you’re just high.
— The DM (via yourplayersaidwhat)

August 11 2017

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July 10 2017

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blackyjunkgallery:

Hello tiny old friend…

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