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October 09 2017

19:34

September 14 2017

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ambxrheard:

Wonder Woman in Deathstroke (2014) Annual #01

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riversclara:

welcome to doctor who: part 2

(part 1)

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September 13 2017

19:34

geoclaire:

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

One of my university lecturers used to say “everything is edible, it’s just a matter of how many times. For example, once.”

16:08

prokopetz:

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

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butt-berry:

Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire god damn life

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ungodlyobsessions:

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

WHAT HTE FCUK

05:51

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

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September 12 2017

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16:08
Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know.
— Lemony Snicket (via we-the-dreamers)
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chyronsmaiden:

That truth is this: monsters need not fear the night.

Do not hunt the monster. Become the monster.

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lillipup:

verifiedaccount:

clubdevo:

check out this absolutely godawful album title i had to see at the record store today

if you go through the notes the members of this band found the post and are taking shots at their ex drummer who is also in the notes responding to them

if you don’t wanna scroll through 7000+ notes to find the discourse, here it is presented in screenshot form

additionally: “my fursona is a glock” and “things are most beautiful just as they’re about to end” for your listening pleasure

September 11 2017

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honeybunchesofjokes:

I feel this has been done but I haven’t personally seen it so

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jumpingpuddles:

Stargate SG-1: Memento Mori

August 20 2017

05:51

dateamonster:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

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guns-n-rozen:

10 Things I Hate About You, 1999.

August 19 2017

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