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January 25 2018

06:51
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jumpingpuddles:

Stargate Atlantis: Phantoms

03:25

Rhyme Lord

yourplayersaidwhat:

So 6 of us were playing a one-shot campaign for a friend’s birthday party, where this friend was dming. It was an entirely homebrew campaign, I was playing a Bröndmand monk (a kind of Scandinavian water monster) and a guy I’d never met before was playing a storm cleric. We had just been transported to a demiplane of elemental ice, the kingdom of the main villain.

DM: You feel the cold, malevolent aura of a titan, locked in this icy realm since creation- The Rime Lord!
Cleric: Wait the rhyme lord?
DM: Yes, rime.
Cleric: I *beg* your pardon? I think you will find *I* am the rhyme lord.
DM: Um ok what
Cleric (In character): OH MIGHTY RIME LORD, I CHALLENGE THEE… TO A RAP BATTLE!
DM: …. I’m listenin’
Cleric gets out phone, starts playing Guns and Ships
Me: Oh hey I know this one!
The cleric and I proceed to flawlessly rap Guns and Ships, in its entirety.
DM: I’m not even gonna make you roll for that, that was beautiful. He takes, oh, 50 fire damage, and you get inspiration.

And that’s how a slimy troll-thing and an electric priest paved the way to the defeat of a primordial entity through the power of Lin Manuel Miranda

January 24 2018

20:34

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

December 28 2017

06:51
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jijidraws:

♡ MERMAY! Part 1 ♡

I had a great time exploring negative shapes this Mermay.
All originals are up for sale on my new site:
JIJI.storenvy.com

03:25
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new-boot-goofin:

thejunesky:

archiemcphee:

On Surreal Sunday the deer go shopping. This gift shop at the Horsetooth Inn and RV Park in Fort Collins, CO was recently visited by a small group of deer, including a young doe who strolled right in and began browsing.

“It was hilarious,” Lori told The Dodo. “She was looking at the sunglasses and the chips. I was laughing so hard.”

Eventually Lori was able to lure the doe out of the store, but she returned for a second visit a short while later.

“About 30 minutes later, here comes the deer again with her whole family. They were just looking in the doorway like, ‘Can we come in too?’ I said, No! It was so funny.”

image

Lori did eventually manage to lure the inquisitive family of deer away from her shop, but not until she took these delightful photos with her phone.

[via Bored Panda]

OH MY GOD

Let her shop!

December 27 2017

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laurentamaki:

Parkdale, Toronto

17:08
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ask-cloud-skipper:

pr1nceshawn:

Customer Service Wolf.

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

10:17
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laurentamaki:

Park Slope

November 15 2017

03:25
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pentragons:

get to know me: favorite team → team avatar (open in new tab for larger size!!)
Sokka: “I just wanted to say: good effort out there today, Team Avatar.”
Katara: “Enough with the Team Avatar stuff. No matter how many times you say it, it’s not gonna catch on!”
Sokka: “How about the Boomerang Squad? See, it’s good cause it has Aang in it - Boomer-Aang!” (art credit)

October 09 2017

19:34

September 14 2017

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ambxrheard:

Wonder Woman in Deathstroke (2014) Annual #01

05:51
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riversclara:

welcome to doctor who: part 2

(part 1)

02:25
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September 13 2017

19:34

geoclaire:

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

One of my university lecturers used to say “everything is edible, it’s just a matter of how many times. For example, once.”

16:08

prokopetz:

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

12:43
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butt-berry:

Not to be dramatic but this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire god damn life

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ungodlyobsessions:

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

WHAT HTE FCUK

05:51

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

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